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"oh god, not him again"

yes, I'm afraid it's true. I am back in the blogosphere.

I killed groeg in may and he's resting in peace(es). We no longer talk. Christmas cards are not sent. In fact, I think he's shitting about me to mutual acquaintances, but I can't prove anything.

In the meantime I've stumbled into love and in the zenith of summer met the person that I actually WANT to spend the rest of my life with. I will do my best to make this blog about something OTHER than how wonderful I think he is because that would just give you all cavaties. But let me get this out:

He has a heart like Brazil - big and warm (without the clearcutting)
He has a mind like aristotle and a form like mortal sin (to quote Goldman)
The interest he takes in the things I like baffles and amazes me
He can cook (mercury can breathe a sigh of relief now)
He is good with money (ie: can keep track of it seeing as how I CAN'T)
He likes animals (and they tend to like him more than they do me... I'm dealing with that rather well)
He is a talented photographer

and, if I may (sorry baby)... just LOOK:

i love you baby
[I had to do that because I, of course, think he's hotter than Mars in August. You can find him here]

Somehow this person loves me and I'm not asking any questions. I'm just going with it. I came out to my family (more on that later) and the irony is that he is everything my mom always prayed for... except for the cock. I always told her she had to be more specific.

OK. Now that that is out of the way and you're all gagging from my uncharacteristic outpouring of emotion, I'll get to the meat of the post.

He urged me to come back to blogging. So, if you're happy - thank him. If you're pissed off - blame him. I hereby take absolutely no responsibility for the drivel that comes out of this page of inane ramblings and directionless texts.

that is all.


  • LOL, Sob, Melt, Swoon...I love you too sweetheart!
    Do me a favor okay....STAY YOU...and I'll love you forever.

    \ /
    - Jake

    By Blogger Jake Johnston, at 6:18 AM  

  • I don't know you from Adam, dear, but I must confess you do have one HOT man for a BF and it's really beautiful that you're so in love. I feel all aglow about my man, too.

    Looking forward to reading your blog!

    By Blogger Saturn, at 8:00 AM  

  • Saturn: Oh that's easy. Adam lives next door and is old, fat and balding. And regarding my hot BF: You have good taste and obviously excellent eyesight. You officially speak the truth and I approve!

    Congrats on your guy. I'm happy for you and wish everyone could feel like I do. Of course, when I was still single and everyone wanted to share their binary bliss, I had to stifle the dry heaves and hatred for them and their sugar-glazed soul wishing that they would burn for all eternity in the fires of a million hallmark cards.

    but I'm much better now.

    By Blogger M@, at 6:56 PM  

  • Sweetie, I'm glad you're back. The parthenon of bloggers grew tiresome without you. We welcome the latest incarnation of M@ (post-GRØEG).

    Mercurially yours...

    By Blogger Mercury, at 8:41 PM  

  • M@,

    "....Burn for all eternity in fire

    of a million hallmark cards."

    I have missed your thoughtful (if

    bitchy) insights. I am glad

    your new bf has urged to to share

    your creativity.

    I missed you during your

    blog sabatical.

    Is the bf the one who was brought

    soup when you were ill and

    surprised you with his kindness?

    j i m m y

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:51 PM  

  • M@,

    What makes a male escort obvious?

    c u r i o u s

    j i m m y

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:55 PM  

  • PS... I'm so happy that you've found a little bit of happiness... and (ahem) that you're FINALLY eating regularly. Thanks, Jake! One less thing to stress about! ;)

    By Blogger Mercury, at 9:01 PM  

  • Happy that you're back (not that you ever vanished into the ether, or anything).

    But, is there a Shirley MacLaine thing going on with the multiple blog lives?

    By Blogger Steven, at 7:31 AM  

  • Welcome back M@. Congrats on your love, your return, and your unwavering sense of no bullshit. It's much appreicated.


    By Anonymous ken, at 8:17 AM  

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