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Federal judge rules that Utah "film sanitizers" who remove all objectionable sex, language, and violence are violating U.S. copyright laws. Customers surprised to find that the unedited version of Pulp Fiction is much longer than 16 minutes...
Apparently, other films are causing a surprise:
"3 days" was actually "9 1/2 weeks"
"Resevoir Dogs" was NOT, in fact, "101 Dalmations"
"Brokeback Mountain" did, IN FACT have actors in it
"Schinlder's List" was not, in fact, groceries
Other shockers include:
men have a penis
people swear
those strange lumps are called breasts
married couples actually sleep in the same bed and touch each other on occasion
mormons are stupid people that want to have everything their way - wanting to conform to god's laws, but still enjoy the world around them
So.... will Blockbuster Video have to replace all their movies?
Apparently, other films are causing a surprise:
"3 days" was actually "9 1/2 weeks"
"Resevoir Dogs" was NOT, in fact, "101 Dalmations"
"Brokeback Mountain" did, IN FACT have actors in it
"Schinlder's List" was not, in fact, groceries
Other shockers include:
men have a penis
people swear
those strange lumps are called breasts
married couples actually sleep in the same bed and touch each other on occasion
mormons are stupid people that want to have everything their way - wanting to conform to god's laws, but still enjoy the world around them
So.... will Blockbuster Video have to replace all their movies?
posted by M@ at
1:14 PM
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