too much truth in advertising
do I REALLY need to write something here?
posted by M@ at
3:21 PM
« what the hell? »
:: THIS BLOG IS CRAP ::
don't expect much and don't say I didn't warn you.
« who the hell? »
I like to set the bar low. That way, anything I do is amazing by comparison.
I watch tv in the dark. I wear more than one collared shirt at a time. I can't spell. I am late. I mooch. I believe that children are our future and that the future is bleak (and illiterate). I honk. I sleep late and wake up groggy. I shower less often than I should. Cereal is my favorite meal to make (if I'm "cooking" for myself). I forget to return things that I've borrowed. I don't say please or thank you. I am a bad son, a bad seed, and a bad sheep. I am self-centered and hystrionic. I flaunt my large vocabulary. I am a snob and a slob. I am terrible at correspondance. I can't parallel park. I forget things. I do what I want to do when I want to do it.
... and yet, somehow... I've found a wonderful guy who puts up with this shit.
« new crap »
- Steven Colbert's White House Correspondents Dinner
- I think this qualifies as a QUADRUPLE Standard
- Mel, meet Tom. Tom... Mel.
- Orders of Chivalry
- well, obviously they didn't use a big-enough rock...
- But I thought the broom was for boys....
- I will maintain my baby; we are in the love
- Random News #59821
- crisps are chips and chips are fries
- Past: Tense / Present: Perfect
1 Comments:
It's good to know it has a pleasant scent. God forbid if it didn't....
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Anonymous, at 6:09 AM
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