But I thought the broom was for boys....

Honestly, when will people learn?

Do people think about these toys before making them? Crotch Trigger? Ass Plug? Cape?

And seriously... You know at some point, there had to be a product meeting with all the Hasbro Account Execs sitting around a table talking about the new "Harry Potter Nimbus 2000" toy - and someone suggested making it vibrate... DID NO ONE MAKE THAT CONNECTION? DID NO ONE GET IT??? You know that some exec thought this broom might be a good way to get his son to start playing "Harry Potter" instead of "Glinda".

I'd mention the obvious "backfire" joke, but considering the subject matter I'd rather not.

And seriously... who makes a "Hello Kitty Vibrator"? ... I mean Honestly!!!