don't expect much and don't say I didn't warn you.
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I like to set the bar low. That way, anything I do is amazing by comparison.
I watch tv in the dark. I wear more than one collared shirt at a time. I can't spell. I am late. I mooch. I believe that children are our future and that the future is bleak (and illiterate). I honk. I sleep late and wake up groggy. I shower less often than I should. Cereal is my favorite meal to make (if I'm "cooking" for myself). I forget to return things that I've borrowed. I don't say please or thank you. I am a bad son, a bad seed, and a bad sheep. I am self-centered and hystrionic. I flaunt my large vocabulary. I am a snob and a slob. I am terrible at correspondance. I can't parallel park. I forget things. I do what I want to do when I want to do it.
... and yet, somehow... I've found a wonderful guy who puts up with this shit.
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